Can It Get Any Worst?

The answer is I didn't think it could, but I read this question in the Sex Question column of the local magazine Time Out NY and couldn't be amazed. It's so crazy I can't even explain it you have to read it for yourself, so here it is: (Nothing has been edited or added)

"I'm a 33-year-old gay guy who was sexually molested as a child. Consequently, my ass is completely clamped shut. The only time I've ever had a dick up there is when some guy I picked

up turned out to to have the smallest pencil dick I've ever seen, so I figured I may as well put it to some decent use. But even then I had trouble getting it in, and wasn't all that into the experience 

once I managed it. The thing is, I'm sick of being so one-dimensional and I'd love to see what all the fuss is about regarding getting plowed by a nice big cock. Believe me, I've tried. I've tried using 

lube, I've put myself in charge of inserting the dick in my ass, I even tried doing after smoking pot, but no go. I'm now contemplating using muscle relaxers, but I'm not sure if that will work. 

Is there anything to do to unclamp my ass?"

I don't know what to say. First off this site DOES NOT advocate or discuss homosexual sexual issues or concerns for many reasons but the 

most important being I have no idea about them. But I read this on 

the train and almost peed on myself. I mean I didn't know a ass could 

be clamped. There is not much I can comment on, there are just too many questions lingering in my head, but it is funny to read.